LWKMD (LAFF WAN KILL MI DIE) - SIMPLE MEANS LAUGHING ONESELF TO DEATH...i guess?lol

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DD - Cracked Up Nigeria English.

Here are some hilarious phases Naijas use in everyday gist. Nigerians sure knows how to make a conversation interesting/// Here goes!

*See as u baff up! ~ See how good you look!

*Abeg, dress small go dat side. ~ Please, move abit to the side.

*I dey come (and the person is actually walking away) ~ Am leaving now, but i will be right back

*You go see pepper. ~ You will be in trouble.

*Put the bread inside leather bag. ~ Package the loaf of bread.

*I strong kakaraka. ~ Being healthy, in good shape.

*Nah only your belly dem dey follow go london? ~ What u say to a glutton. 

*Abeg, help me slow that fan. ~ Please, reduce the speed of the fan.

*Have they brought light? ~ Has the electricity been restored?

*See how her eyes is entering your food. ~ See how she is coveting your food. 

*Oya come and be going. ~ Be on your way or Please leave.

*Your head too strong. ~ You are sturborn.

*The film is sweet. ~ The movie is interesting. 

*If i hear peem, you go hear weean! ~ If you cry i will spank you more. 

*Nah thunder fire.... ~ (Insult)

*Abeg no give me laff. ~ Please don't make me laugh.

*You see the sound of my ringtone? ~ Did you hear the sound of my ringtone.

*E bi like say you don dey craze. ~ It seems you are going crazy.

*You dey craze? ~ Are you crazy.

*You chop winchy abi you smoke grass? ~ Did you eat a witch or did you smoke weed?(generally mean-Are you daring me?)

*I jump am pass. ~ I reject all things negative.

*Who ever send you, tell dem say i no dey house. ~ I do not have time, if you are here for trouble.

*Nah winchy dey know winchy. ~ Only a witch knows a witch.

*Wetin time talk? ~ What's the time?

*You dey give me vex o! ~ You are getting mi angry.

*Up NEPA !!!!(NIGERIA ELECTRICITY POWER AUTHORITY) (1minute later) ...Kai, dem don take am again, mcheew!~ Electricity is restored!!!! darm, its off again, hiss!

*LOL ~ LWKMD :)

*LWKMD ~ Laff wan kill mi die!

:) Hope u had a good laff... Dats how we Nigerians roll. lol!

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